The Leader is so smart, he wouldn't even need a calculator to do his own tax return. But he still opts for the friendly folks at H&R Block.

Butterflies: Nature's Assholes.

Everyone does it, super villains and women included.

Insert joke involving the word "pecker" here!!

Let's just assume the muffin is on his head...

To those of you who've hung in there, my thanks! Now tell the others that I'm back...in black, or something.

Plague!!

Well, your royal highness has finally paid the price for his constant refusal to update his anti-virus software and as a result his ability to update regularly is all but gone (but damn it, I don't have a lot of ducats!) So until my alchemists have figured out how to restore my gilded information box, there's not really going to be many updates. Hopefully they'll have things figured out soon enough. Rest assured though, your lord of wax is dilligently working on new creations to keep you entertained at work while the kingdom suffers through this crisis. Stay strong, my masses.

King of Crayons

Everyone thought having a wizard in the gang was a great idea, but Garnoff's "gun out of nowhere" spell was too slow for the Blood's mac 10's.

(Applause)

I love it when animals get amorphous hooves that can form fingers. I bet it's a lot harder to clean teeth with a block of keratin for a hand.