Thursday, November 4, 2010


Well, your royal highness has finally paid the price for his constant refusal to update his anti-virus software and as a result his ability to update regularly is all but gone (but damn it, I don't have a lot of ducats!) So until my alchemists have figured out how to restore my gilded information box, there's not really going to be many updates. Hopefully they'll have things figured out soon enough. Rest assured though, your lord of wax is dilligently working on new creations to keep you entertained at work while the kingdom suffers through this crisis. Stay strong, my masses.

King of Crayons

Monday, October 11, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

A Lordly Challenge.

Dear Subjects,

Guide me to a modestly-priced scanner/printer located in the realm of internet and I shall reward ye Beautiful pictures, each one more silly than the last. But I'm looking for PEASANT prices here people. Pauper even. I'm not the lavish kind of king, the crown's made of plastic for chrissake.

King of Crayons

Sunday, August 8, 2010

A less mature, third grade King of Crayons would have went for a "crabs" joke. I miss that 'lil guy sometimes.

Also, was anyone at Gen Con this weekend? Several people have suggested I should have attended as the King as opposed to a "steampunk" Ghostbuster. I like Ghostbusters.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Good Lord!

It appears as though your lofty lord has forgotten to let his subjects know that he is currently vacationing in a far-off land. I shall return the 6th, with all-new content. I hope to see you then!