This diabolical plan cost $370,030. When it was all over, Joker simply let Batman go. Batman promptly beat the crap out of him.

"Generic Big-Eyed Popular Girl doll comes with clothes and low self-esteem, inexplicably hot rotary phone sold separately."

There's some funny stuff on the talk radio channel, though mostly they just talk about how big of a prick Gen. Sherman was.

So Solomon was all like "OK, we'll split him down the middle" and the kid's parents were like "Sure!" And they fucking did it! I was right there man.

Frankly, I'm surprised by the level of conformity these godless frog-men abominations commit to. The must live in a real utopia.

Hey kids! You can find FUN, right in your local grocer's dairy isle! Do it! DO IT NOW!

"Like, I'm so turniped I couldn't even tell you what day it is, let alone where we are, Scoob."

By using their staves as a focal point, Pharaoh's mages could summon up to a lvl. 6 slithering snake. Moses was really good at saving rolls though.

Margot Kidder reprises her role as Lois Lane for this exclusive coloring book. Still more exciting than Superman Returns.

Merry Halloween!