In the 19 years between episodes 3 and 4, Ewan McGregor now needs frequent naps and can't drive land speeders at night.

And don't even get me started on that Mark Ruffalo...what a dreamboat!

The tactic was to incapacitate the enemy with wanton jealousy. Thank god for female Jedi.

The current run of "comics" I'll be posting consist of Star Wars and The Hulk. This is a Hulk one if you're keeping score.

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

Sometimes it's hard to be a gamma-irradiated sex symbol.

How do you spell "fail?" Oh wait, nevermind.

Vegetarian tigers do not last long in the wild, mostly due to massive idiocy.

Don't feel too bad, this rabbit's feet can now be purchased in key-chain form.

In this exciting Elseworlds tale, Clark Kent is merely a fiend. Did we say exciting? We meant depressing.