Judas could talk the robes off a wiseman in under 30 seconds. No joke.

More like, "psycho bitch" bug.

It's funny because he's a king.

He may be an actual goblin, but that's so not his actual skin color...

I never said it'd be the best zany madcappery!

Dear Loyal Subjects,

Your esteemed monarch has been relocating his kingdom the past week and a half. Expect the flow of zany madcappery to resume on Monday. Thanks for your patience!

I'm Still Alive,
King-o-Crayons

I'm just going to say it. I am pro-dinosaur abuse.

Living proof that guns do, in fact, solve most problems.

Semi-accurate Jesus skin tone provided by: Logic!

I'll be honest, this one takes a bit of thinking.

Real subtle.

How sharp is an X-acto knife? Let's journey to the center of the Earth and ask one John Q. Golem.

Revisionist history done correctly.

Leonard "Hangnails" Crothers, was oft known to shout his battle cry during such mundane actions as shopping for life insurance.

No matter how badass you thought Darth Vader was, you still gotta remember it's that Christensen guy in there...

I mean, have you had a honeydew lately? They're much too succulent to be shared with street (log) urchins.

I mean, with all the recent bizzare Hulk-activity, does this even come as a surprise?

This is a special gas that makes Hulk's leg disappear below the knee. Seriously, what's up with that?

To be fair, this...um, "guy" did take the handicap spot Hulk was going to park in.

Darth Vader loves Fridays.

Hulk now has to play with us via skype, as my mom won't let him in her basement anymore. Lame.

In the 19 years between episodes 3 and 4, Ewan McGregor now needs frequent naps and can't drive land speeders at night.

And don't even get me started on that Mark Ruffalo...what a dreamboat!

The tactic was to incapacitate the enemy with wanton jealousy. Thank god for female Jedi.

The current run of "comics" I'll be posting consist of Star Wars and The Hulk. This is a Hulk one if you're keeping score.

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

Sometimes it's hard to be a gamma-irradiated sex symbol.

How do you spell "fail?" Oh wait, nevermind.

Vegetarian tigers do not last long in the wild, mostly due to massive idiocy.

Don't feel too bad, this rabbit's feet can now be purchased in key-chain form.

In this exciting Elseworlds tale, Clark Kent is merely a fiend. Did we say exciting? We meant depressing.