I don't think I've made things NSFW enough around here as of late. Blam!

Sarah McLachlan and David Duchovny have agreed to three rounds of bare knuckle boxing. Winner gets to keep this thing.

In a misguided effort to find a healthier alternative to cookies, things took a turn for the grisly.

The blue ranger does card tricks, yellow is master of the singing saw, and the black ranger...well, that's kinda racist.

They all thought Safety Helmet Bear was a fool. Had they not skinned him for the handsome rug by the hearth, he'd be laughing his ass off.

Of course, the cowboy will have to overcome his hemorrhoid flare up if he wishes to enjoy this red snapper.

And then came the great fire, and prom was canceled...permanently.

This squirrel is legally obligated to go tree to tree, letting neighbors know it's a fiend.