His skeleton is really a creation of satan, placed here to test our faith. I guess the rest of him is real enough alright.

I dunno, enjoying a beautiful summer's afternoon in the company of friends? Seems like a good way to die to me.

Ancient man was known to craft tools from wood. This wrench was made for 1/4 wooden hex nuts. No wonder ancient cars were always breaking down.

Evil will (almost) never see them coming!!

This is only the begining...

Stats say thousands of bear cubs are exposed to hardcore bear pornography yearly. I'm talking picnic basket insertions and amateur bee jobs. It's sad.

People forget he also shoots real arrows. Real arrows that actually rend flesh and break bone...and have those hooks that flip out once they're in.

While the placenta was worth a king's ransom in Pirate-Times-World, the umbilical cord was also known to fetch quite a few ducats. No joke.

Good Lord!

It appears as though your lofty lord has forgotten to let his subjects know that he is currently vacationing in a far-off land. I shall return the 6th, with all-new content. I hope to see you then!

XOXO
King-o-Crayons