The really sad part is now he works as the fry cook at McDonalds.

World's Finest. . .Douchebags.

I got to use my neon crayons and all you got was this lousy picture. What a lousy t-shirt.

Prior safe words include: Happiness, sunshine, rainbow, kittens, world peace, and Richard Dean Anderson.

Back then, they didn't have the portable nuclear accelerators we have today. This more cumbersome corn-powered model had to do.

In the age-old "Pirates vs. Ninjas" feud, I prefer the independent third party: "Vikings."

I mean, who the hell gives a cat to an emotionally disturbed bear in the first place?