This alligator just managed to put on a jacket and he's so proud, but no, all you can do is stare at his raging hard-on. You make me sick.

Once again, a lack of sobriety brings you this image.

As you can see, it takes a keen eye to spot the subtle differences between the rare Ass Tree and the much more common Ballsack Birch.

If you thought your image of Tarzman was shattered before...

Archaeologists find new species of dinosaur, Paedophilia Rex.

Batman's parents were murdered in front of him, and now he's lost in time, let the man throw one damn baby will ya?

And a very special thanks to Snoosan for sending me this coloring book!!

I like the book better, Jack was much less overweight, and a helluva better dancer.

New pages for Monday!?

Yep. Actual facebook page content coming soon-ish! Here's something from the "Non Funnies" to hold you over! Enjoy(?)!

XOXO
King of Crayons

It would have been funnier if the ape was holding an atomic warhead...

"Hit 'N Run Mouse," was a short-lived children's animated series cancelled due to copyright infringement involving CBS's "Vehicular Homicide Vole."

I guess this makes up for the poo-free nature of the last ape-themed post. Also, Scatman Crothers.

Unlike Hale-Bopp, Halley's Comet never promised anyone anything. In fact, it's always been somewhat rebelious in nature, and kind of an asshole.

I don't know about you, but I prefer the story of Kid Icarus over the real version...Icarus was kind of a mook.

Bruce Wayne is so talented, that he gave himself the tattoo without the aid of a mirror, OR a tattoo gun. Wrap your mind around that one.

The Crocosaurus was a jovial and peaceful creature, until it went it extinct due to massive lack of interest and probably a meteorite, or something.