Merry X-Men!

Nestle's campaign for the new bat-villain seems to have no end, like some sorta everlasting candy, or something.

Ironically Mr. Smythe had sold his entire groin area to buy Alphonse a pubic brush. Someone mentioned "magi" and they were both burned at the stake.

Fact: Funnville boasts the highest suicide rate in the tri-county area. Also, Bedtime Bear will give you half off a Cloud Job for mentioning this ad!

Royal decree: I am well aware of the fact I color Care Bears incorrectly. Future complaints should be directed to our newly appointed Minister of Who Gives A Fuck?

While Moses may have had a camel that transformed into a van, Pharoah had a pyramid that turned not only into a jet, but also a submarine.

Plot Synopsis: Four turtles are covered in medical waste and raised by a dishonored Apache chief. That's it really. Oh, I guess it's educational too.

This picture is dedicated to the brave men and women who make up our nation's SWAT teams' sniper units. Also, cats.

This diabolical plan cost $370,030. When it was all over, Joker simply let Batman go. Batman promptly beat the crap out of him.

"Generic Big-Eyed Popular Girl doll comes with clothes and low self-esteem, inexplicably hot rotary phone sold separately."

There's some funny stuff on the talk radio channel, though mostly they just talk about how big of a prick Gen. Sherman was.

So Solomon was all like "OK, we'll split him down the middle" and the kid's parents were like "Sure!" And they fucking did it! I was right there man.

Frankly, I'm surprised by the level of conformity these godless frog-men abominations commit to. The must live in a real utopia.

Hey kids! You can find FUN, right in your local grocer's dairy isle! Do it! DO IT NOW!

"Like, I'm so turniped I couldn't even tell you what day it is, let alone where we are, Scoob."

By using their staves as a focal point, Pharaoh's mages could summon up to a lvl. 6 slithering snake. Moses was really good at saving rolls though.

Margot Kidder reprises her role as Lois Lane for this exclusive coloring book. Still more exciting than Superman Returns.

Merry Halloween!

Bears sometimes play football, but they mostly sleep and maul things.

The upcoming violent slashing of this rabbit could have been avoided if she and her friends hadn't run over that hobo last summer.

"Yes Lord Pharaoh, I have reached the main power generators. The shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing."

Someone needs to sit down with this tennis ball and explain to him that there's life after high school. Sports equipment these days...

Everyone was very, very pale in Bible Times World. Including the backgrounds.

Topical!

And as you can see in this highly advanced illustration that babies are, in fact, dumb.

Maybe it's because he's Irish?

King of Crayons Season 2!!

Hear ye! Hear ye! By royal decree, Monday October 19th shall mark a new era in this kingdom of wax and dreams. Basically, I just scanned more pages, enough to be able to post daily again. See ya then!!

XOXO
Kingy

I mostly watch it in hopes of a crash, of the fiery variety.

Old man Noah was never the same after he lost his wife in the flood.

In this exciting Elseworlds tale, an infant Superman crash-lands in the back yard of a fraternity full of douchebags.

I, I just can't think of anything witty for this.

So give me a stage, where these bears can rage.

And I beheld when he opened the sixth seal and lo there was a great earthquake and the sun became black as sackcloth, and the moon became as blood.

At least the blood was warm, she won't need worry about the hypothermia...though with any luck, she'll be emotionally scarred for life.

I'm pretty sure this was a product of inebriation.

"Our two main media outlets are blogspot, youtube, and myspace...THREE! Our Three main media outlets are..."

I color 'em like I see 'em.

"I'm a county lineman, on a high line, doing white lines...uh, thinking a-bout, renting True Crimes." They sing it better than I do.

He was an original engine of chaos...but, you know, in a good way.

I think the F- - is a little harsh, I mean the man made that blueprint before Moses even brought the t-square down from the mountain.

Seriously, who invites Viet Cong Bear to a picnic?

Who would have thought thousansds of years later, their ancestors would menace The Mighty Ducks 2.

When Bruce Wayne became Batman, he mastered many skills, including some vaudeville.

At one point, stick ball was larger than Jesus, probably when he was an infant...because infants are small.

I may be a king, but I'm not above the occasional poo joke.

Statistics say that you're more likely to die while riding on a donkey than you are from riding a donkey on a plane.

I don't know what would be worse: Being invaded by aliens, or being invaded by aliens with such shitty ships.

Fun fact! Freddy keeps his upbeat composition through a strict diet of drugs and self-denial!

Thanks to this post, I can label the blog as "classy" and "well read." Also "sophomoric."

Let's get highbrow.

DC comics team up with Nestle to produce the antagonist for the new Batman movie. Film at 11.

Remember: While he might be a lvl. 60 alchemist, he's also a lvl. 15 bear.