I never said it'd be the best zany madcappery!

Dear Loyal Subjects,

Your esteemed monarch has been relocating his kingdom the past week and a half. Expect the flow of zany madcappery to resume on Monday. Thanks for your patience!

I'm Still Alive,
King-o-Crayons

I'm just going to say it. I am pro-dinosaur abuse.

Living proof that guns do, in fact, solve most problems.

Semi-accurate Jesus skin tone provided by: Logic!

I'll be honest, this one takes a bit of thinking.

Real subtle.

How sharp is an X-acto knife? Let's journey to the center of the Earth and ask one John Q. Golem.