100 posts, thanks internet!

Fairy tales were pretty different back in the day, full of violence and "adult situations."

Most people don't know that dragons were, in fact, giant sluts.

Geriatric Bot comes with everything shown here! Retirement playset and replacement hip sold seperately.

When Herschel Bushman was bitten by a radioactive shrubbery, he gained all the abilities and prowess of the wily hydrangea.

"Gawsh Mickey, crime is on the rise and I need to be able to protect myself. Huh? What's a safety?"

"They said bumble bees shouldn't be able to fly, or hold an anti-ballistic missle battery. We showed 'em boys, we showed 'em." N. Schwarzkopf

Previously, on Lost

Nice fucking model.

Sometimes you just look at a picture and say to yourself: "Wow, it looks like that guy is picking his nose."

John was also available for parties, graduations, corporate fundraisers, bachelor parties, and standing in rivers in general.