The kraken only has one natural predator. Noah.

Insert witty, stroke-related comment here!

I like to think there are snakes in those pots. Snakes that spit bullets, like in Super Mario 2. That was a great game.

Charlie Brown grew up to own quite an impressive/disturbing porn collection.

The All New Adventures of Time Travelin' Heath Ledger.

Monkey hate life!! Monkey's life is contradiction!! Eek! Eek!

Noah! Off to a rough start.

Dinsosaurs were stupid.

He beat his wife, shed no tears for him.

It would have been funnier if it was a cat.