To be fair, this...um, "guy" did take the handicap spot Hulk was going to park in.

Darth Vader loves Fridays.

Hulk now has to play with us via skype, as my mom won't let him in her basement anymore. Lame.

In the 19 years between episodes 3 and 4, Ewan McGregor now needs frequent naps and can't drive land speeders at night.

And don't even get me started on that Mark Ruffalo...what a dreamboat!

The tactic was to incapacitate the enemy with wanton jealousy. Thank god for female Jedi.

The current run of "comics" I'll be posting consist of Star Wars and The Hulk. This is a Hulk one if you're keeping score.

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

Sometimes it's hard to be a gamma-irradiated sex symbol.

How do you spell "fail?" Oh wait, nevermind.