Sometimes it's hard to be a gamma-irradiated sex symbol.

How do you spell "fail?" Oh wait, nevermind.

Vegetarian tigers do not last long in the wild, mostly due to massive idiocy.

Don't feel too bad, this rabbit's feet can now be purchased in key-chain form.

In this exciting Elseworlds tale, Clark Kent is merely a fiend. Did we say exciting? We meant depressing.

The Leader is so smart, he wouldn't even need a calculator to do his own tax return. But he still opts for the friendly folks at H&R Block.

Butterflies: Nature's Assholes.

Everyone does it, super villains and women included.

Insert joke involving the word "pecker" here!!

Let's just assume the muffin is on his head...