I color 'em like I see 'em.

"I'm a county lineman, on a high line, doing white lines...uh, thinking a-bout, renting True Crimes." They sing it better than I do.

He was an original engine of chaos...but, you know, in a good way.

I think the F- - is a little harsh, I mean the man made that blueprint before Moses even brought the t-square down from the mountain.

Seriously, who invites Viet Cong Bear to a picnic?

Who would have thought thousansds of years later, their ancestors would menace The Mighty Ducks 2.

When Bruce Wayne became Batman, he mastered many skills, including some vaudeville.

At one point, stick ball was larger than Jesus, probably when he was an infant...because infants are small.

I may be a king, but I'm not above the occasional poo joke.

Statistics say that you're more likely to die while riding on a donkey than you are from riding a donkey on a plane.