If you haven't been there, get your asses over to coloringbookcorruptions.com right now.

It's like I wasn't even gone at all!!

Judas could talk the robes off a wiseman in under 30 seconds. No joke.

More like, "psycho bitch" bug.

It's funny because he's a king.

He may be an actual goblin, but that's so not his actual skin color...

I never said it'd be the best zany madcappery!

Dear Loyal Subjects,

Your esteemed monarch has been relocating his kingdom the past week and a half. Expect the flow of zany madcappery to resume on Monday. Thanks for your patience!

I'm Still Alive,
King-o-Crayons

I'm just going to say it. I am pro-dinosaur abuse.

Living proof that guns do, in fact, solve most problems.

Semi-accurate Jesus skin tone provided by: Logic!

I'll be honest, this one takes a bit of thinking.

Real subtle.

How sharp is an X-acto knife? Let's journey to the center of the Earth and ask one John Q. Golem.