How sharp is an X-acto knife? Let's journey to the center of the Earth and ask one John Q. Golem.

Revisionist history done correctly.

Leonard "Hangnails" Crothers, was oft known to shout his battle cry during such mundane actions as shopping for life insurance.

No matter how badass you thought Darth Vader was, you still gotta remember it's that Christensen guy in there...

I mean, have you had a honeydew lately? They're much too succulent to be shared with street (log) urchins.