What's more bizarre? The concept of numbers gone wild, or the fact these alligators need boats?

Thanks to all the loyal subjects who helped with the great scanner hunt. Now, reap yer rewards!!

A Lordly Challenge.

Dear Subjects,

Guide me to a modestly-priced scanner/printer located in the realm of internet and I shall reward ye with...pictures. Beautiful pictures, each one more silly than the last. But I'm looking for PEASANT prices here people. Pauper even. I'm not the lavish kind of king, the crown's made of plastic for chrissake.

XOXO
King of Crayons

A friend once said that the same area of the brain that recognizes violence is also the same part that recognizes humor. He's dead now.

Speaking of immaturity...

A less mature, third grade King of Crayons would have went for a "crabs" joke. I miss that 'lil guy sometimes.

Also, was anyone at Gen Con this weekend? Several people have suggested I should have attended as the King as opposed to a "steampunk" Ghostbuster. I like Ghostbusters.