Plot Synopsis: Four turtles are covered in medical waste and raised by a dishonored Apache chief. That's it really. Oh, I guess it's educational too.

This picture is dedicated to the brave men and women who make up our nation's SWAT teams' sniper units. Also, cats.

This diabolical plan cost $370,030. When it was all over, Joker simply let Batman go. Batman promptly beat the crap out of him.

"Generic Big-Eyed Popular Girl doll comes with clothes and low self-esteem, inexplicably hot rotary phone sold separately."

There's some funny stuff on the talk radio channel, though mostly they just talk about how big of a prick Gen. Sherman was.

So Solomon was all like "OK, we'll split him down the middle" and the kid's parents were like "Sure!" And they fucking did it! I was right there man.

Frankly, I'm surprised by the level of conformity these godless frog-men abominations commit to. The must live in a real utopia.

Hey kids! You can find FUN, right in your local grocer's dairy isle! Do it! DO IT NOW!

"Like, I'm so turniped I couldn't even tell you what day it is, let alone where we are, Scoob."

By using their staves as a focal point, Pharaoh's mages could summon up to a lvl. 6 slithering snake. Moses was really good at saving rolls though.

Margot Kidder reprises her role as Lois Lane for this exclusive coloring book. Still more exciting than Superman Returns.